The sky is falling! Oh. Wait. It snowed in Seattle last night. Better stay home and cancel school. And for the love of all that is Holy DON’T DRIVE ANYWHERE.
I will probably never understand the mentatlity of the Seattleite. I swear I’m going to rig a billboard on my car that says “Attention all Seattle Natives…The I-90 speed limit is 60mph. Try it. You might like it. Attention everyone else: My SINCEREST apologies for these fools. Please don’t shoot.”
In other news…I left for work early this morning and hadn’t parked in my usual parking space the night before. As I walk out of my building, I see a very nice BMW sitting out front. I think, “Nice ride. I wonder whose car that is?” Uh. MINE.
God, I’m a dork. And that billboard? Nevermind.
* By the way, no, this is not my actual car. It is, however, the same year, make, model and color. The weather has just been too shitty to take any good pics.
January 8, 2008 at 7:27 pm
There is similar panic when it nows in England.
January 8, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Understandable to me as the roads seem to be so much narrower in England. Although I’m not sure that is much of an excuse as the vehicles seem to be much narrower as well.
BTW, my paycheck appreciates your consumption of western consumer goods even if the US economy doesn’t!